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Tell us about your garden
Choose the number of dogs, garden size and whether you want waste placed in your bin or taken away.
🐾 NEWCASTLE'S CHEEKIEST CLEAN-UP CREW
WE HANDLE
THE POO.
YOU ENJOY
THE GARDEN.
Life's too short to dodge dog poo. Weekend garden cleans, straightforward prices and one happy lawn.
Check your estimated price ↗COMING SOON · Newcastle upon Tyne
WEEKLY CLEAN-UPS ✳ FORTNIGHTLY CLEAN-UPS ✳ WEEKEND ROUTES ✳ GARDEN FREEDOM
THE PROCESS
THREE STEPS TO A
POO-FREE PATCH.
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Pick your service
Weekly, fortnightly or one-off clean, with Saturday and Sunday routes initially.
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Enjoy your garden
Once bookings open and your service is confirmed, we handle the messy bit.
SIMPLE PRICING
NO FUNNY BUSINESS.
JUST THE DOG'S.
Here are our starting prices. Choose weekly or fortnightly cleaning inside the quote calculator below.
BEST VALUE PER VISIT
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ONE DOG
£10.99 / weekly visit
A regular garden clear-up for a single dog. Fortnightly pricing is available when you calculate a quote.
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TWO DOGS
£13.99 / weekly visit
For two furry mess-makers. Every additional dog adds £3 per visit, up to 10 residential dogs.
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ONE-OFF RESCUE
£42.99 / starting price
Need a one-time garden rescue? A large garden requires a tailored quotation.
YOUR GARDEN, SORTED
LET'S GET
THAT POO
OUTTA HERE.
Check your price instantly. Residential homes with more than 10 dogs and commercial properties can see the custom-quote route.
🐾 We are preparing our Newcastle weekend routes. The booking system stays locked until we're ready to accept paying customers.
YOUR PERSONALISED ESTIMATE
Let's talk dog business.
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Residential calculator supports 1–10 dogs.Takeaway is proposed, subject to legal disposal arrangements and service-area approval.
Estimated price per visit
£10.99No orders currently accepted
One dog is included in residential base pricing. Each additional dog adds £3 per visit. Large gardens add £5 to recurring cleans. A one-off rescue starts at £42.99; large one-off cleans require a custom quotation.
Bookings and payment are switched off until our official launch. This price calculator does not collect personal information.
GOOD QUESTIONS
ALL THE DIRTY DETAILS.
When can I book?
We're getting ready to launch in Newcastle. The quote calculator is available, but bookings and payments remain closed until further notice.
What about more than 10 dogs?
We handle those as commercial-style enquiries with a tailored quote, and commercial sites can specify any realistic number of dogs.
Where does the dog waste go?
Our planned choices are using your existing household wheelie bin at no extra charge, or a £7.99 takeaway option, subject to confirming appropriate commercial-waste handling and lawful disposal arrangements. Takeaway is not available to book yet.
Do you work at weekends?
Our intended Newcastle launch service operates Saturday and Sunday.